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February 26th, 2017 - The Mafia

When you're here, you're Mi Familia! Our experts this month take on the worlds of organized crime, the mafia, la cosa nostra, the rich history of our country's second government. Taking the podium this time are Brad Bukowski, Kathy Carson, Jesse Cumor, Stephanie Joyal, Dave Manoogian, and Rosalind Paris.

January 29th, 2017 - The Presidency

There ae now forty five men who have taken on the office of the President of the United States. We can follow the news about the current one, but context is important, so we look back at all of them, bringing to light secret histories, scandals, and victories. Taking the podium this time are Erin Fox, Cole Grinnell, Chris LaMartina, Mark Miller, Mike Moran, and Bryan Preston.

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January 21st, 2017 - The ACLU

The weekend of the inauguration, we took part in the What A Joke comedy festival with a special ACLU themed show. Contestants this time are Franqi French, Dan Marse-Kapr, Mark Miller, and Bunny Themelis. Not a contestant was an annoying heckler, so we got him booted. Free speech is a right, but so are rebuttals.

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December 18th, 2016 - Year in Review

This was not a great year for a lot of us, but luckily we tend to burn our topics to the ground. Join us as we pick apart and hopefully destroy once and for all the dumpster fire that was 2016! Contestants this time are Ti Coleman, Mandy Gunther, Chris Hudson, Rosalind Paris, Michael Ridgaway, and T.J. Stambaugh.

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November 27th, 2016 - Batman

Like a crowbar to Jason Todd, our guests destroy the facts and fundamentals of the caped crusader and the fine citizens of Gotham as we take on all things Batman! More laughs than the entire Nolan trilogy! Go listen to our rogues gallery: Brad Bukowsky, John DeCampos, Erin Fox, Bobby Harris, Bryan Preston, and Michael Ziccardi.

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October 25th, 2016 - Heavy Metal

Big hair hides bigger brains. This month we explore all types of metal, from trash to slash, death to doom to glam. Not visible in the audio version: Models on car hoods with a wind machine going. Go listen to our guests Matthew Casella, Letitia Getka, Shawn Jones, Mark Miller, Aaron Travis, and Lori Travis. Horns up!

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September 25th, 2016 - Pets

Welcome back to EXPERT OF NOTHING! After a prolonged internet absence, we are now going to be catching up on our archives, as well as posting our new episodes EVERY MONTH! We’re sorry for the delay, but not for the content you have coming your way!

This first episode back was all about those cute cuddly companions we use to train for or never have babies! They also keep us warm and eat our leftovers. But enough from us. Go listen to our guests  Brad Bukowsky, Cole Grinnell, Chris Hudson, Mattie Rogers Kroiz, Jess Rivera, and Heiko Spieker!

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August 28th, 2016 - High School

July 31st, 2016 - Broadway

June 26th, 2016 - Latin America

May 29st, 2016 - The X-Files

April 24th, 2016 - Dating

March 27th, 2016 - Alcohol

February 28th, 2016 - 90s Sitcoms

January 31st, 2016 - Safety

December 27th, 2015 - The Internet

November 29th, 2015 - Saturday Morning Cartoons

October 25th, 2015 - Parenting

September 27th, 2015 - Canada

August 30th, 2015 - College

Our Experts had to learn everything from somewhere. Possibly the internet. But since many of them spent so much on college, why not say that's where? Sure. And now we go back to that special time of information and experimentation. Join us and our guests Kathy Carson, Gregg Glitteratti, Mike Moran, Rosalind Paris, Andrew Smrz, and Lori Travis!

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July 26th, 2015 - Fast Food

June 28th, 2015 - Cold War

America and Russia haven't always gotten along. There was a day we all woke up every day to eggs, toast, and the threat of nuclear annihilation. Demonstrating that nostalgia tends towards the good stuff, we dredge up a lot of the scarier stuff via the same way we dealt with it back then - humor and shouting. Go duck and cover under a desk and listen to our guests Craig Coletta, Erin Fox, Cole Grinnell, Chris Hudson, Robert Lesser, and Heiko Spieker!

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May 31st, 2015 - Quantum Leap

April 26th, 2015 - Disney

March 29th, 2015 - Wrestling

Oh, yeah, brother! Come feel the smackdown! Instead of watching WrestleMania this year, we decided to hold our own! There were ladders, tables, and chairs, oh my! There was a full on brawl! This one is already being buzzed at a big reason not to miss the show live, if you can! Keith Becraft, Jesse Cumor, Miles Needer, Dillon Nestadt, Bryan Preston, and Heiko Spieker!

February 22th, 2015 - Space

In space, no one can hear your lies. Explore the cosmos, immerse in the unknown, find out what the great void has given us in answers to the big questions. Hear increasingly drunk people try and explain technology that is woefully underfunded. This show's guests are Brad Bukowski, Josh Drinkwater, Chuck Green, Chris Hudson, Rosalind Paris, and Meg Peterson!

January 25th, 2015 - The Oscars

We'd like to thank the Academy of Snark and Contrivances for tonight's episode of "Expert of Nothing - Oscars Edition". It's such an honor to be nominated, but I couldn't be here without people like Greg Brown (accepting the part of the second round for Greg, Michael Ziccardi), Craig Coletta, Prescott Gaylord, Chris Hudson, Chris LaMartina, and Mike Smith. There are probably people I am missing but it will have come to me later. Before the music plays me off, thank you Mom! Dad! This one for all the dreamers! It can happen! Living proof! Thank you!

December 28th, 2014 - Year in Review

Our year in review, where we cover all of the light and fluffy things that made 2014 such a tranquil and uneventful year. Special thanks to our Experts Greg Brown, Kathy Carson, Sarah Gorman, Sarah Gretchen, Michael Ridgaway, and Mike Storck!

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November 30th, 2014 - Comic Books

Comic books are now mainstream, except for actual single issue sales, but at least the merch moves and the tickets are sold! Want to know more about this subject that no longer has to hide in its parents' basement? Special thanks to our Experts Rex Anderson, Brad Bukowski, John DeCampos, Mike Moran, Larry Nichols, Bryan Preston, and Michael Ziccardi!

November 8th, 2014

Another special road show in the Costello room at Zissimo's. This time we went back to our roots and had a theme-free open episode. A little bit of everything, a lot of laughs! Special thanks to our Experts Keith Becraft, Ti Coleman, Aaron Singer, Shawn Wickens, Megan Wills, and Michael Ziccardi!

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November 5th, 2014 - Politics

Our November road show kicks off with a post-elections Politics episode, recorded up at Magooby's Joke House in Timonium! Much like the election, we had a record turn-out! Special thanks to our Experts Keith Becraft, John Goodwyn, Dorian Gray, Mark Miller, Bryan Preston, and Marc Unger!

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October 12th, 2014 - Cryptozoology

Cryptozoology, psychic phenomena, lights in the sky, how COACH lasted 9 seasons... There are some things that can't be explained. So we're here to explain them! Special thanks to our Experts Brad Bukowsky, Justin Getka, Kristina Green, Seth Adam Kallick, Mark Miller, Michael Ridgaway!

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September 28th, 2014 - World War II

Our Greatest Generation, as explained by the Worst Generation. The battles, the people, the weaponry, and for some reason Nicholas Cage. Shots are fired, though less than usual for that neighborhood. Special thanks to our Experts Rex Anderson, Matt Casella, Chris Hudson, Dan Lisle, Andy McIntyre, and Joel Murphy.

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August 31st, 2014 - Women's Studies

As a show hosted by two men, we have always wanted to make sure we include a female perspective when, well, they sign up. But knowing how things sometimes skew we wanted to really dive in and learn a lot more about "the fairer sex". See how fair they are in head to head competition in this fantastic episode! Special thanks to our Experts Kathy Carson, Erin Fox, Sarah Gorman, Violet Gray, Kris H, and Melissa O'Brien.

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July 27th, 2014 - Baseball

Take us out to the ball game, especially since EoN is based in Baltimore, and the O's are in prime form! Before the season was over, we wanted to capture that magic and baseball fever with an episode dedicated to our national pastime! Special thanks to our Experts Martin Freise, Shawn Jones, Shaun Kane, Jacob Mishkin, Bryan Preston, and Heiko Spieker!

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June 29th, 2014 - Disasters

It's been said that pitting folks who claim to know it all into an open forum with a bar was a recipe for disaster. Several years in we can't argue that, but we do so enjoy it. So much so we wanted to celebrate disasters themselves! Special thanks to our Experts Erin Fox, Dave Manoogian, Jim Meyer, Allyson Washington, Trevor Wilhelm, and Michael Ziccardi

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May 25th, 2014 - Star Trek

Boldly going where we have never gone before - pop culture references mixed with personal attacks, and... Oh, I guess we have maybe gone here before, but this is the first time it's been entirely Star Trek specific! Set your phasers to educate! Special thanks to our Experts Kathy Carson, Erin Fox, Chuck Green, Chris Hudson, Alan McCombs, Joe Mitra, Kevin White, and Michael Ziccardi

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April 27th, 2014 - Religion

We are never afraid to shy away from controversy, but this time we thought we should really roll up our sleeves and treat the core beliefs of folks the world over, for millenia, have used to guide themselves and become better people. Gave it a shot, anyway. Preaching from the stage this time we feature Keith Becraft, Cole Grinnell, John Higgins, Mark Miller, Mike Ridgeway, and Allyson Washington!

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March 30th, 2014 - The 1990's

Covering the decade that really shaped and refined most of us, we delve into the 90's, the era of generations Y and, slack, the early internet, the explosion of CGI, and the implosion of pop. Our guests this time are Josh Frisch, Justin Getka, Matt Kelley, Anna Kent, Bryan Preston, and Bob Rose!

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February 23rd, 2014 - Sexual Education

Romance is in the air, as well as something with a lemon-bleach tinge. We get down with getting it on. Positions, courtesies, the history of love making, it's all on the table. And most of the other furiture. Enjoy our Experts of Sex Ed: Matt Cassella, Jon-Michael Moses, Melissa O'Brien, Neal Page, Meg Peterson, and Heiko Spieker!

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January 29th, 2014 - Japan

We're big in Japan! Hopping across the Pacific, this time we aim to learn as much as possible about one of the most powerful nations in the world! Do they like us? Where are they? Learn more than most Americans, thanks to Victor Acord, Brad Bukowski, Josh Frisch, Kris Hanrahan, Josh Reynolds, and Michael Ridgaway!

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December 29th, 2013 - Year in Review

2013's Year in Review episode of "Expert of Nothing" ended with a bang! (And some distant machine gun fire courtesy of some corner venture capitalists on upper North Avenue!) Special thanks to Chris Hudson, Michael Ziccardi, Keith Becraft, Allyson Washington, Cole Grinnell, and Chris LaMartina for all their expertise!

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November 24th, 2013 - Doctor Who

Allonsy! 50 years of bringing fun Sci Fi goodness to the world, and beyond! This was our way of paying special tribute to the Last of the Time Lords, DOCTOR WHO! And it made at least as much sense as this year's Christmas Special! Special thanks to guests Brad Bukowski, Kathy Carson, Kristina Green, Dave Manoogian, Bob Rose, Heiko Spieker, and live via satellite from Canada Mike Storck!

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November 6th, 2013 - Pure Filth

Pure Filth! Our very first show away from the home base, we thank Magooby's Joke House for bringing us in to do a taboo-centric show to a very unsuspecting crowd. The night started off dabbling in some wonderfully off-color raunch from Mike T. But once the Experts began justifying certain school shootings and covering the secret history of the KKK, well... It was amazing. I'm fairly certain folks have learned that this is not a classroom resource. "Excplicit Tag" on this one more than usual. Special thanks to guests Dorian Gray, Rob Maher, Tommy Sinbazo, Mike Storck, Marc Unger, and Michael Ziccardi!

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October 27th, 2013 - Serial Killers

A brutal treat for all who attended this month's Serial Killers episode of Expert of Nothing! It was tighter than a crawlspace with all the bodies we had in there, but thank you all for sticking it out anyway! Special thanks to Sarah Gorman, John DeCampos, Shawn Jones, Michael Ziccardi, Kathy Carson, Joe Lavoie, Anna Kent, and Dave Manoogian!

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September 29th, 2013 - Rock & Roll

Are you ready to rock? If not, you're about to find out why! Our rock and roll episode covers all of the drugs. And some other things, but mainly the drugs. Special thanks to Rex Anderson, Keith Becraft, Matthew Cassella, Josh Frisch, Cole Grinnell, Chris Hudson, and Bryan Preston!

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August 25th, 2013 - Scandals

A controvertial show, Scandalous even, one where the arguments get legit heated. If nothing else, it proved who the reigning heavyweight of the show is! Special thanks to Kathy Carson, Sarah Gorman, Robert Lesser, Allyson Little, Mike Moran, Danielle Robinette, Megan Wills, and Michael Ziccardi.

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July 28th, 2013 - Baltimore

An epic oral celebration as our experts enlightened and enthralled us with untold tales and unsubstantiated truths of this fine Charm City, Baltimore! Special thanks to Rex Anderson, John DeCampos, Dorian Gray, Rob Moore, Josh Reynolds, Tommy Sinbazo, Allyson Washington, and Kevin White!

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May 25th, 2013 - Conspiracies

We closed out our second season of Expert of Nothing with more questions than answers. Special thanks to Keith Becraft, Matthew Pie, Bill Fields, Rob Moore, Ti Coleman, Cole Grinnell, Stephen Scott, and Chris Hudson for bringing conspiracies to light and championing the fragile truths.

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May 4th, 2013 - Star Wars

It was as epic as the first three, and as hilarious as the last three. Many, many thanks to Michael Ziccardi, Josh Frisch, Michael Ridgaway, Cole Grinnell, Jesse Morgan, Bryan Preston, Mike Storck, Gonz Gonz, Brad Bukowsky, and Shawn Jones for a very excellent special episode of Expert of Nothing - Star Wars Edition!

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April 21st, 2013 - Fine Art

An exploration of fine art, literature, and other things of grace and culture, as presented by Keith Becraft, Kathy Carson, Ti Coleman, Chris Hudson, Mike Moran, Mike Storck, Megan Wills, and the mysterious Ghoulinda!

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March 31st, 2013 - The 1980's

Flashback to the 80s, just before everyone had the internet, so lots of things were connected in ways we never knew... until now! Dr. Reverend Hieronymous Atrocity, Jill Blum, Dorian Gray, Cole Grinnell, Patrick Horner, Josh Reynolds, Mike Storck, and Michael Ziccardi!

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February 24th, 2013 - Black History

Black History Month brings us a celebration of culture, history, and as always, plenty of knowledge! Featuring Rex Anderson, Kathy Carson, Don Daniels, Bryan Preston, Danielle Robinette, Kevin White, Ally Washington, and Michael Ziccardi!

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January 29th, 2013 - The Apocalypse

We've survived the Rapture, Hurricane Sandy, the end of the Mayan Calendar, and holiday shopping! Now here to talk about how to survive and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world, we welcome Jill Blum, Mike Colligan, Thomas Dotstry, Umar Khan, Mike Moran, Matthew Pie, Benn Ray, and Josh Reynolds!

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December 30th, 2012 - Year in Review

2012: A Year in Review! Ignoring the last day and a half of the year, we cover just about everything else you'd need to know to prove you were paying attention to the world in such a fascinating year! Keith Becraft, Kathleen Ellis, Shaun Kane, Mike Moran, Dave Schein, Mike Storck, Marc Unger, and Megan Wills!

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November 25th, 2012 - America

America! F-Yeah! We cover the history and cultureof this great nation of ours (and possibly yours)! Thanks to the freedom of speech we are granted by one of the Amendments to the Declaration of Independence, not everything is true, but as long as it's loud it's now fact! That's how this country works! Also, we introduce a new rule, the Kobiyashi Maru! Featuring guests Kathy Carson, "Toby Freedom," Patrick Horner, Chris Kinslow, Jim Meyer, "Miguel Romney," Heiko Spieker, and Kevin White!

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October 28th, 2012 - Horror

Season two begins! This time around we're doing theme shows, starting with a Halloween spooktacular! We explore horrors both real and imagined, including the bar tabs at the end of the night! Shawn Jones, Seth Kallick, Chris LaMartina, Mike Moran, Allyson Washington, Erique Watson, Michael Ziccardi, and Doctor Dalek!

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September 30th, 2012

Our first season finale! Thanks to all of you listeners, live and podcast, for making this show a hit! This episode kept on the trend of an unexpected theme, with religion and intolerance being tackled like a Miami quarterback. That happens a lot. The debates were heated like a domed stadium in January, which is a good idea. The metaphors were less strained than these. Check them out and see how we rounded out season one in style! Featuring Lance Bankerd, Matthew Casella, Ben Howarth, Justin Jones, Josh Latta, Heiko Spieker, Kevin White, and Michael Ziccardi!

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August 26th, 2012

Welcome to Experts VI: Jason Lives, where things get truly dark and horrific. No topic is safe, no camper is safe, no drink is safe. Featuring Ti Coleman, Seth Kallick, Umar Khan, Chris Krysztofiak, Scott Reichhelm, Tommy Sinbazo, Roy Taff, and a last minute surprise repeat challenge from the discredited Mike Storck! Special thanks as always to Jon Freedlander on tech!

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July 29th, 2012

Our fifth show was the Battle for the Planet of the Apes. It got strange, it got emotional a few times, and it ended with a finale of absolute awesomeness, featuring our first ever TIE! Unfortunately no computer can contain said finale, so it will be left in the minds and hearts of those there. Still, worth a listen for the rest of the amazing episode. Featuring Keith Becraft, Owen Bement, Gavin Heck, Shaun Kane, Joe Lavoie, Mike Miller, Ryan Nagle, and Heiko Spieker! Special thanks again to Jon Freedlander on tech! Also, thanks to the Baltimore City Paper for the nice write-up!

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June 17th, 2012

Our fourth show we got to see Josh Frisch, Brian Gilbert, Cole Grinnell, Mike Higgs, Chris Kinslow, Michael Moran, Jesse Morgan, and Allyson Washington teach us a little about life, a lot about sobriety, and nothing about rashers damnit! Special thanks to Jon Freedlander for taking care of audio this time!

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May 27th, 2012

The crowds keep growing, and the information keeps flowing, thanks to guests Jill Blum, Thomas Dotstry, Katherine Gorman, Patrick Horner, Dan Lisle, Granmadave Schein, Erique Watson, and Megan Wills!

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April 26th, 2012

Our second performance included some format tweaks and improvements, and is available to download now! This time our guests were Kathy Carson, Zeb Drinkwater, Kenny Frankly, Dorian Gray, Thezz Grimes, Cheryl Moulton, Doug Powell, and Jon Schaumberg!

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March 18th, 2012

Our very first live performance was a total blast- special thanks to our inaugural guests Rob Davis, Joshua Kuderna, Chris Lamartina, Jim Meyer, Bryan Preston, Josh Reynolds, John Stonebraker, and Mike Storck!

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